The comedian claimed he met Kennedy Onassis at a cocktail party, before delivering the line: “I went up to her and wanted to break the ice … So I said, ‘Do you remember where you were when you heard JFK was shot?’ ”
— Andrew Court, "Gilbert Gottfried’s most shocking jokes: From 9/11 & ‘Aristocrats’ to Aflac scandal," New York Post
Show faces
— Stranger on Omegle
“Writing something long,” she said in the 2013 television appearance, reflecting on Ms. Morrison’s greatest lessons to her, “is all about the timed release of information.”
— Nicholas Kulish and Rebecca R. Ruiz, "The Fortunes of MacKenzie Scott," The New York Times
Just be careful someone doesn't grab it and cook it.
— Emily on Lily's earrings that look like pasta
There's no protocol or procedure for citing conversations with your friends, or walks you go on to procrastinate.
— Neta Bomani
And a collection of hot-air balloons in fantastical designs — one shaped like the Sphinx, one like a bust of Beethoven, one like a Fabergé egg, one like the chateau in Normandy.
— Willy Staley, "How Many Billionaires Are There, Anyway?," The New York Times Magazine
“DALL-E is good at avocados,” Mr. Nichol said.
— Cade Metz, "Meet DALL-E, the A.I. That Draws Anything at Your Command," The New York Times
Isaac's cup.
— Mason figuring out what bit of the image I made bigger.
Tromp l'oeil
— @cynthia_talmadge
A private journal. This one contained some of his worst handwriting, which may explain why so few have given it any attention.
— Donald Worster, A Passion for Nature: The Life of John Muir
There was a grain to this earth, or rather a multitude of grains, which the ice had laid bare. "Every carpenter knows that only a dull tool will follow the grain of wood. Such a tool is the glacier... Mighty as its effects appear to us, it has only developed the predestined forms of mountain beauty which were ready and waiting to receive the baptism of light."
— Donald Worster, A Passion for Nature: The Life of John Muir
And however you go about it, Mr. Wright, try to make it sound like you wrote it that way on purpose.
— Bill Murray, The French Dispatch
Griffith noted at the time of his fieldwork that Mayo carvers were likely to charge more to non-Indian buyers than to their fellow Mayos. And whereas their Pascola customers wanted the masks they purchased, exchanged or borrowed to be freshly painted and new looking, collectors for the most part looked for evidence of wear that added "authenticity."
— Explanatory text at Arizona History Museum
Hopi and other Native consultants say dwellings like this were meant to recycle back to earth after the people left. However, in 1906 the Castle became a national monument to be managed for present and future generations.
— Explanatory text at Montezuma Castle
George H. Rothrock, a pioneering Arizona photographer, took advantage of this site's popularity and painted his advertisement on the rocks overhead.
— Explanatory text at Montezuma Well
Excavation represents a curiosity foreign to American Indian cultures and is often considered culturally offensive. Do objects from the past serve as legitimate educational tools, or is that notion unimportant or even wrong?
— Self-guided tour document at Wupatki National Monument
Imagine all the rock we don't see underneath.
— Lily on the Earth
"Von Neumann devised cellular automata to make a reductionist point about the plausibility of life being in a world with very simple primaries," Toffoli explained. But even Von Neumann, who was a quantum physicist, neglected completely the connections with physics, that a cellular automata could be a model of fundamental physics. Perhaps, Toffoli conjectured, "the complex laws of physics might be rewritten in terms of automata. Might the strange realm of quantum physics be explained as a product of interactions between Von Neumann's mathematical machines, themselves obeying just a few rules."
— Ananyo Bhattacharya, The Man from the Future: The Visionary Life of John Von Neumann
The miscalculations demonstrate that even in an age of electronic intercepts and analysis assisted by fast data collection, human relationships still matter in accurately assessing the morale of a country or military.
The New York Times (part of an article that seems to have been taken off the web)
“We know that in Israel what is temporary becomes permanent,” said Avichay Buaron
— Isabel Kershner, "Ukraine War Ignites Israeli Debate Over Purpose of a Jewish State," The New York Times