Saturday, April 16, 2016
Friday, April 15, 2016
Something else happened that you don’t even know, I was stepping on my own toe and it hurt.
— Lily after I called her out on saying “ow” when the sound of a bump came from an obviously different place
Thursday, April 14, 2016
One day you’re going to give me a little extra.
— My favorite street book selling guy on 73rd and Broadway
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
— Email from Tumblr
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
I didn’t ask you if you know him, I asked you if you read his book.
— Sid imitating his youngest son as a kid
Monday, April 11, 2016
Princeton is discontinuing its sprint football program.
— Princeton University status shared by Matthew Garvey
Sunday, April 10, 2016
Alright boys, pack it up.
— Lily pretending to be among the bagpipers
Saturday, April 9, 2016
I hired the swimming guy.
Friday, April 8, 2016
You braved the rain.
— Guy from Better Being Underground
Thursday, April 7, 2016
…into the concrete…
— Andrew Bird saying something stupid
Wednesday, April 6, 2016
— Waiter accidentally giving us a second kelp salad at Jin Ramen
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
I’m just a robot, it’s my batteries.
— Lily on one more ice cream bite after watching Ex Machina
Monday, April 4, 2016
Alexa, is there a war?
Sunday, April 3, 2016
If you’re in a car.
— David Owen, “Where the River Runs Dry,” The New Yorker
Saturday, April 2, 2016
You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married?
— Mr. Big, Zootopia
Friday, April 1, 2016
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
We live in a culture that rewards jackhammers.
— Paul quoting Liz Gilbert on Good Morning America
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Len met Jan in an elevator at the law firm, where he gallantly assisted her after her keys fell through a crack in the shaft. Jan was drawn to Len’s intellect, his handsome smile and his love of adventure.
— “LEONARD JAMES JOHNSON,” Kansas City Star
Monday, March 28, 2016
Mix it all together and what’d ya got? Mix it all together with a COCO-MAT!