Friday, April 28, 2017
What do you do?
— Question I got asked twice at Stand Up NY
Thursday, April 27, 2017
I knew this day would come.
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
I know you worked.
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
I see snails but the shells are walnuts.
Monday, April 24, 2017
At the very moment of stuckness, if you just stop and look around you, you’ll find the world is very real.
— Robert Pirsig, old NPR interview
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Every day next year.
Saturday, April 22, 2017
In a witch’s world, conventional metrics of success and failure are immaterial. Return to the fraught and petty cycle of reincarnation
— Porpentine Charity Heartscape, Beautiful Frog, 2015, Whitney Biennial 2017
Friday, April 21, 2017
I am not drinking any fucking Merlot.
— Paul Giamatti, Sideways
Thursday, April 20, 2017
The secret to doing good research is always to be a little underemployed
— Amos Tversky via “You’re Too Busy. You Need a ‘Shultz Hour,’” The New York Times
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Previous images of the Punggye-ri nuclear test site have revealed personnel playing volleyball, but never before in three concurrent games.
— William J. Broad, “Activity Spotted at North Korea Nuclear Test Site: Volleyball,” The New York Times
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
Let me get my phone… I call my glass of wine my phone.
Monday, April 17, 2017
Got a duck main course and it was dry and very small (which is ironic because ducks are big and swim!)
— One of Lily’s Yelp reviews
Sunday, April 16, 2017
We're going to get a visit from the fire department.
— Disappointed building guy on intercom because other building guy’s radio was off
Saturday, April 15, 2017
— Neil deGrasse Tyson, Dark Universe (watched with Kristin, Sarah, and her brother)
Friday, April 14, 2017
I don’t know if it was intended or a byproduct of the collage process that assembled her features, but there is something mysterious in Monique’s gaze. A Mona Lisa effect.
— Annabelle Gurwitch, “Annabelle Gurwitch on family — the one you’re born with, and the one on your book cover,” Los Angeles Times
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Say what you will; I don’t mind it.
— Paul on a James Franco painting of a fat squirrel at TDC
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
How’s it going?
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
— Unopened box of girl scout cookies we found on the street
Monday, April 10, 2017
A little pot of people.
— Charlotte on the 3 sisters sitting on an ottoman for a photo
Sunday, April 9, 2017
Yo Bingo, we out.
— Lily as one chicken to another chicken