Monday, August 18, 2014
— Toad, Mario Kart
Sunday, August 17, 2014
Goat cheese yogurt.
Saturday, August 16, 2014
It is not only the final form which is esthetically very pleasing.
— Berrocal Mini-David I
Friday, August 15, 2014
Which is like betting a dollar on The Price Is Right, you’re technically allowed to do it, but you know, fuck you.
— John Oliver, “Predatory Lending,” Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Maybe they’ve backfired.
— Dayton on opaqueness of lab information after animal rights lab raids.
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
I say that home is where I hang my hat.
— Johnny Cash, “Sing A Travelin’ Song”
Monday, August 11, 2014
In our desperate quest to create happy kids, we may be assuming the wrong world burden. It strikes me as a better goal… to focus on making productive kids, and moral kids, and to simply hope that happiness will come to them by virtue of the good that they do, and their accomplishments, and the love that they feel from us.
— Jennifer Senior, “Why is Parenthood Filled With So Much Anxiety?,” TED Radio Hour
Sunday, August 10, 2014
— President Obama, “Exclusive Interview: Obama on the World,” The New York Times
Saturday, August 9, 2014
They all fit together like a glove.
— Woman on F train on 44 books in bible
Friday, August 8, 2014
Down the highway.
— Paul Simon, “Graceland”
Thursday, August 7, 2014
— Stuart Kestenbaum
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Proportion is in the eye of the beholder.
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
I’m shaking like a leaf right now.
Monday, August 4, 2014
You look like a character out of a book or a Wes Anderson movie.
Sunday, August 3, 2014
So I called up the captain.
— Eagles, “Hotel California”
Saturday, August 2, 2014
It’s not what you can make it’s what you can fix.
Friday, August 1, 2014
There are parts of Italy where the punty-ing and curing of bread are done right on the altar.
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Wednesday, July 30, 2014