Wanna hear my advice? Never go to bed angry at each other.
— Nice TSA man at DEN who has 12 years of marriage under his belt
Give em’ a nip!
— Molly and Bret repeating my phrase for Tique
I feel terrible. I feel guilty. I mean where could an ant be and not be crushed by a human.
— Emily after accidentally killing an ant on the top of Turkey Roost
You got any kids Folly?
— Lily making small talk with her horse
It’s vintage.
— Ken on his ‘73 eclipse vest to TOPO employee
Welcome to America.
— Young kid in Casper Wyoming on bike with football and no helmet who would also say “zap” with a hand gesture
What’s the difference between that and reading?
— Lily on The Sims
The footprints in the butter.
— How you know an elephant was in your refrigerator (from a Grandpa Jack joke notecard)
Nike wait up!
— Lily to Nike
When people asked Breitbart why he wasn’t more involved in electoral politics, he liked to say that if you could reorient news and entertainment, the rest would follow. ‘‘Politics,’’ he often said, ‘‘is downstream from culture.’’
— Wil S. Hylton, “Down the Breitbart Hole,” The New York Times Magazine
They turn their backs on the universe and its ecstasies in order to spin out, endlessly, those ten pointless projectile heads, which are cut away time and again by the sudden snips of a Solingen.
— Jorge Luis Borges, “Toenails”
I’m pretending the met is a cruise ship.
— Lily in a text
Still remains.
— Simon & Garfunkel, “The Sound of Silence”
Maybe I should just go to the airport.
— Lily on something to do
Dinner party.
— Caresse
It's Sirius Black!
— Lily (out of nowhere) pointing to a black dog on street
I don’t believe in germs… I definitely don’t believe that your heart is in there beating all the time… going boom boom boom boom boom without you thinking about it. I think it’s all made up.
— Sid
Anytime for you.
— credit score at the breakfast sandwich cart
Do you want a fidget spinner?
— Courtney Maum
You have a wife like I did.
— Sid