That was really emotional. Especially for me. Today’s my big day.
— Lily after watching Finding Dory and deciding to go to med school
Swiss cheese in your head!
— Acting teacher, Little Men
It’s good to get sucked in.
— Jason
Frozen Chai.
Sounds like kittens are running.
— Doc Watson, “Doc’s Guitar - Live”
Works all the time.
— Coworker about someone who takes a lot of freelance
I thought you were talking about the Middle Ages.
— Lily on “Mid Century”
You’re not leaving without stuffed animals. I don’t care.
— Carnival game operator
I think true wealth is being able to provide fresh fruit for your family.
— Lily
What’s the price of that book?
— Penny, Canadian Boarder Interrogator
Just listen to me a second without booing or cheering.
— Joe Biden, DNC speech
Octopuses only have 6 legs. The other two are arms.
— Lily
Who let the frogs out?
— Lily on someone’s face
It’s not all accessible.
— Paul McCarthy on bottom shelf of CDs.
Plum powder.
— Sondern
Movies end.
— Jason
When I close my eyes I see a grape fruit inside of a grape fruit. It’s scary.
— Lily
He doesn’t like it when he feels trapped.
I wish I could do better but I’m not so apt.
— Lily
They’re so connected to the beginning of earth.
— Lily on bugs
A member of The Indian Army motorcycle display team rides his motorcycle through a rack of fluorescent light bulbs.
— Getty Images