It’s just nice to see big things.
— David on Dia:Beacon
Melted Peeps.
— The Hudson Creamery
Birds don’t have insurance.
— Lily
It’s like eating the same food everyday. I want to expand.
— Jay
— Bill in Cabela's
Not just any 14, a specific 14.
— Manager at Beacon Paint and Hardware making a dad joke when employee says “N14?″
Do you have Venmo?
— Stranger in line for jerk chicken
He had a whole TV on his head!
— Lily on a cab
Shirts vs Skins?
— David
— Hallye on if she made the cookies
Don't wanna to go to school all day.
— Hollywood Brats, “Zurich 17″
It’s better than brilliant, it’s thoroughly unexpected!
— Gary Shteyngart, The Russian Debutante’s Handbook
I’m a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva.
— Queen, “Don’t Stop Me Now”
The grayness, the ambivalence, the supposed intelligence that abounded in wet English days.
— Gary Shteyngart, The Russian Debutante’s Handbook
What if he goes too far
Gotta pee
— Lily’s text while following John Oliver on the street
So no one can creep up on you.
— Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
The Seventies
— Jack after Paul’s “at least they’re not drawing mustaches on her”
You have a very articulate body.
— Kaya's Max on my charades ability
That’s why I’m asking different shapes.
— Jean (JJ) surveying comfort level of Louis Ghost Chair