Thursday, December 22, 2016
Lets get you out the door.
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
— Joe Bolling on Abby making one of rings
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Did you learn anything yesterday?
Monday, December 19, 2016
Nobody talks about that! And all the dentists know but they don’t tell anybody!
— Lily on how adult teeth are stored in the skulls of babies
Sunday, December 18, 2016
He’ll be back January 8th.
— Green Flea Market ladies on stamp guy
Saturday, December 17, 2016
What part of me is going to be here in 20 years? Only my teeth and my eyes so I gotta take care of those!
Friday, December 16, 2016
We should have done this a long time ago.
— Patti (from the room next to PT) on a formal introduction
Thursday, December 15, 2016
…on a parcheesi board.
— David Rosenthal about a cover*
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
If a subungual hematoma was caused by a severe blow to a finger or toe, either seek immediate medical attention from your health care provider or go to an emergency room.
— WebMD, “Subungual Hematoma (Bleeding Under the Nail)”
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
I always try to find excuses to like people.
Monday, December 12, 2016
Can I tell you what I see when I close my eyes. It’s a frying pan shaped like a turkey.
Sunday, December 11, 2016
It’s just nice to see big things.
— David on Dia:Beacon
Saturday, December 10, 2016
— The Hudson Creamery
Friday, December 9, 2016
Birds don’t have insurance.
Thursday, December 8, 2016
It’s like eating the same food everyday. I want to expand.
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
— Bill in Cabela's
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Not just any 14, a specific 14.
— Manager at Beacon Paint and Hardware making a dad joke when employee says “N14?″
Monday, December 5, 2016
Do you have Venmo?
— Stranger in line for jerk chicken
Sunday, December 4, 2016
He had a whole TV on his head!
— Lily on a cab
Saturday, December 3, 2016
Shirts vs Skins?