And then she saw a drawing of a lady in the pet shop and she asked: is that me?
— Lily telling a long story on a walk
Let me want it!
— Mason
Is it like a fetish?
— Overly classic Williamsburg hipster on me putting ice cream on a book
Lets get you out the door.
Pinterest board.
— Joe Bolling on Abby making one of rings
Did you learn anything yesterday?
— Henry
Nobody talks about that! And all the dentists know but they don’t tell anybody!
— Lily on how adult teeth are stored in the skulls of babies
He’ll be back January 8th.
— Green Flea Market ladies on stamp guy
What part of me is going to be here in 20 years? Only my teeth and my eyes so I gotta take care of those!
— Lily
We should have done this a long time ago.
— Patti (from the room next to PT) on a formal introduction
…on a parcheesi board.
— David Rosenthal about a cover*
If a subungual hematoma was caused by a severe blow to a finger or toe, either seek immediate medical attention from your health care provider or go to an emergency room.
— WebMD, “Subungual Hematoma (Bleeding Under the Nail)”
I always try to find excuses to like people.
— Sid
Can I tell you what I see when I close my eyes. It’s a frying pan shaped like a turkey.
— Lily
It’s just nice to see big things.
— David on Dia:Beacon
Melted Peeps.
— The Hudson Creamery
Birds don’t have insurance.
— Lily
It’s like eating the same food everyday. I want to expand.
— Jay
— Bill in Cabela's
Not just any 14, a specific 14.
— Manager at Beacon Paint and Hardware making a dad joke when employee says “N14?″