December 3, 2015
It was a hundred degrees in the shade. I walked for five days with no water. Then I saw it. A pretty pond. I bent down to take a drink, and these crocks launched out of the water. One crock bit me on the face. Ain’t no way I wasn’t its supper. Except for one thing. I wasn’t ready to die that day.
— Butch (Sam Elliott), The Good Dinosaur
December 2, 2015
Let me pull up the list.
— Akshay on a list on his phone of things to look for.
December 1, 2015
When I grew up nobody had teeth.
November 30, 2015
This is actual film, it went through a film projector.
— Man selling single film stills for $15 in a booth in Union Square that costs around $7,000 for 6 weeks.
November 29, 2015
— Book lady next to me was reading
November 28, 2015
— Grandpa Jack
November 27, 2015
November 26, 2015
Do you ever wonder when you look into your dog’s eyes, what name they’ve picked for you?
— John O'Hurley, The National Dog Show presented by Purina ®
November 25, 2015
I often say the difference between an amateur and a professional is that an amateur really likes everything they do.
— Bob Mankoff, “Bob Mankoff Thinks Cats Are Funnier Than Dogs,” The New York Times
November 24, 2015
November 23, 2015
November 22, 2015
It’s like kissing someone who’s drunk. It doesn’t count.
— Gale, Mockingjay, Part 2
November 21, 2015
40% of Africans
— Newhouse auction video
November 20, 2015
I can never get rid of anything?
— Older employee at email training meeting.
November 19, 2015
Two things in one day!
November 18, 2015
She likes birds!
— Lily on Roz Chast at The Century
November 17, 2015
I get my back into my living.
— The Who, “Baba O'Riley”
November 16, 2015
I’m giving everything measles.
— Old lady learning patch, clone stamp, and healing brush in Photoshop
November 15, 2015
… and gathered my limbs together.
— “The Tale of Sinuhe,” Ashmolean Museum, Oxford (AN1945.40)
November 14, 2015
So many dolphins, why are there so many dolphins… ohh, mini frogs!
— Lily with her eyes closed