I brought a bundt cake.
— David White
Wow I don’t realize that everything I do revolves around Andrew sometimes.
— Lily in iMovie clip 148.mov created 5/28/09 11:57pm
It was a hundred degrees in the shade. I walked for five days with no water. Then I saw it. A pretty pond. I bent down to take a drink, and these crocks launched out of the water. One crock bit me on the face. Ain’t no way I wasn’t its supper. Except for one thing. I wasn’t ready to die that day.
— Butch (Sam Elliott), The Good Dinosaur
Let me pull up the list.
— Akshay on a list on his phone of things to look for.
When I grew up nobody had teeth.
— Sidney
This is actual film, it went through a film projector.
— Man selling single film stills for $15 in a booth in Union Square that costs around $7,000 for 6 weeks.
Knowing God.
— Book lady next to me was reading
Dark room.
— Grandpa Jack
— Danny
Do you ever wonder when you look into your dog’s eyes, what name they’ve picked for you?
— John O'Hurley, The National Dog Show presented by Purina ®
I often say the difference between an amateur and a professional is that an amateur really likes everything they do.
— Bob Mankoff, “Bob Mankoff Thinks Cats Are Funnier Than Dogs,” The New York Times
— Mason
— Mason
It’s like kissing someone who’s drunk. It doesn’t count.
— Gale, Mockingjay, Part 2
40% of Africans
— Newhouse auction video
I can never get rid of anything?
— Older employee at email training meeting.
Two things in one day!
— Lily
She likes birds!
— Lily on Roz Chast at The Century
I get my back into my living.
— The Who, “Baba O'Riley”
I’m giving everything measles.
— Old lady learning patch, clone stamp, and healing brush in Photoshop