Birds don’t have insurance.
— Lily
It’s like eating the same food everyday. I want to expand.
— Jay
— Bill in Cabela's
Not just any 14, a specific 14.
— Manager at Beacon Paint and Hardware making a dad joke when employee says “N14?″
Do you have Venmo?
— Stranger in line for jerk chicken
He had a whole TV on his head!
— Lily on a cab
Shirts vs Skins?
— David
— Hallye on if she made the cookies
Don't wanna to go to school all day.
— Hollywood Brats, “Zurich 17″
It’s better than brilliant, it’s thoroughly unexpected!
— Gary Shteyngart, The Russian Debutante’s Handbook
I’m a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva.
— Queen, “Don’t Stop Me Now”
The grayness, the ambivalence, the supposed intelligence that abounded in wet English days.
— Gary Shteyngart, The Russian Debutante’s Handbook
What if he goes too far
Gotta pee
— Lily’s text while following John Oliver on the street
So no one can creep up on you.
— Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
The Seventies
— Jack after Paul’s “at least they’re not drawing mustaches on her”
You have a very articulate body.
— Kaya's Max on my charades ability
That’s why I’m asking different shapes.
— Jean (JJ) surveying comfort level of Louis Ghost Chair
Assistants, including Halsman’s wife and young daughter Irene, stood out of the frame and, on the photographer’s count, threw three cats and a bucket of water.
TIME on Philippe Halsman’s Dali Atomicus
The King in The North!
Game of Thrones, Season 6