— Date on tracing paper
It's my artwork.
— Carlo Ferraris when I asked what the coins in the wall were
Oh! I think I won the golden ticket.
— Lily seeing heart shaped Cheerios
I can help you with that.
— Best Buy employee
The Boston Public Library gives you $20 of free printing every month.
Black and white pages are 20 cents per page.
Color prints are 75 cents per page.
— @onlyinbos
By Russell Weekes
This bookmark can also be folded and used to temporarily fix a wobbly table or chair.
— @temporaryunit
@godisstupidsexyflanders But they make a great cup
— @jerrysaltz reply to @godisstupidsexyflanders
comment "buccees donated money to the governor of Texas that is anti abortion and the company is very right wing" on @calebwsimpson's Instagram video tour of Jerry Saltz's appartment where he shows a Buc-ee's cup
cast in order of height
— Opening credits for The Bed-Sitting Room via @celestefichter
Yeah nowadays he couldn't do that lmao
— @_martillo._ comment on @welcome.jpeg "Bruce Gilden’s close-up approach to street photography give his images a degree of intimacy and directness that have become a signature in his work. In the first two slides, Bruce describes his process and what he looks for when taking photos."
once grandpa told me he doesn't remember books he's read
which helped me realize i could technically have read every book
— Lily in a text
When Bill Clinton left office after eight years, there was no Facebook, YouTube, iPod (let alone iPhone) or Tesla. Bill Clinton today is younger than both Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
— @danprimack via @esaagar
I just bought this disposable camera and it seems it accidentally took a photo from the camera factory
— @dustycohen
Have you found that runny noses are harder to count?
— One of many jokes from museum visitors
We've always counted the dogs in the galleries. Everyone has something they count. But never noses.
— RISD museum guard
I might keep this error in the catalog description as a small treat to myself.
— @bibliophagist on "A couple of faint ink splashes to the sloth."
There is something AI can’t replace yet. The uniquely human need to connect with the maker.
— Pablo Delcan, via Debbie Millman, "Pablo Delcan’s Non-A.I. Art Generator Goes Viral"
By drawing in the box above I understand and agree that this is a legal representation of my signature.
— Digital form for dentist appointment
Aaaaa its the little slide pullouts you cant get in if you put the top on first
— Eli texting about the Denzer desk
Americans, we do what we need to, can do.
— Guy in Mark Twain house who was also taking photos once the tour guide moved to the next room.
Dozens of Chabad outposts all over the world have built replicas of this structure, from Dharamkot, India to El Paso Texas. What's expecially facinating about these replicas is that each one reflects the local style.
— Narration on @hyperallergic "Did you know there are 35 replicas of the Chabad Headquarters at 770 Eastern Parkway around the world?" video