Thursday, February 5, 2015
I don’t trust animals that don’t make noise. Fish? That’s fuckin scary.
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
It’s a good thing pistachios are good. Otherwise no one would eat them.
— David White
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
It’s making me have bad memories, and I want to have good memories.
— Parker, “American Football,” Radiolab
Monday, February 2, 2015
Another sacrifice, said Stephan Guenther, 46, a flight instructor and software developer in Cologne, Germany, and a Mars One semifinalist, would be the sound of silence. “There will always be some sound in the background, because the life support systems have to run,” he said.
— Natalie Angier, “A One-Way Trip to Mars? Many Would Sign Up,” The New York Times
Sunday, February 1, 2015
— House of Cards
Saturday, January 31, 2015
Oh god bless ‘em. He’s eating his pajamas!
Friday, January 30, 2015
Dear Mr. Paepcke: How very kind of you to refuse to accept my resignation.
— Philip Johnson, May 12, 1959
Thursday, January 29, 2015
When I spoke to Mr. Schniewind Saturday about inviting Giedion to write an introduction he was really disturbed. Schniewind said he would be very frank. Much to my surprise he said Giedion is a “phony”.
— Egbert Jacobson, March 12, 1945
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
I could get you a stool.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Does it already have postage?
— USPS guy
Monday, January 26, 2015
If life is money, how much money is your life?
— Bully in the Hallway, “Life Is Money”
Sunday, January 25, 2015
That’s a nice bird, man!
— Mike Shiner, Birdman
Saturday, January 24, 2015
I can’t wait to be home and put some Vaseline on my thumbs.
— Woman behind me on the plane
Friday, January 23, 2015
— Bobbi, Wild
Thursday, January 22, 2015
He humorously observed that if a manufacturer of corrugated boxes needed design to improve business, then every business needed design.
— Hunter Middleton and Alexander Ebin, Impressions from the Design Conference held at Aspen, Colorado, June 28 through July 1, 1951
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Can you imagine living in those countries?
— Woman on North Mill Street after American Sniper
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Rock by rock.
— Rev. Ralph Abernathy, Selma
Monday, January 19, 2015
I like to think I did.
— Augustus Elijah Underwood, House of Cards
Sunday, January 18, 2015
I’m hoping they have a baked potato! Please!
Saturday, January 17, 2015
I had to get out of there kinda fast. I left like seven whole boxes of Michael Jordan sneakers and my car… I don’t sleep. I’m not like a normal person… Better to be honest with people, even if it’s not what they want to hear… I got a great tie collection… Even if you’re not working your dream job, it’s important to try to be as good as you can… The key is to be honest… You don’t have to be an asshole to get things done… I kept a diary from 1982 to 2008.
— Kevin, AAA Taxi