Tuesday, January 1, 2019
It's unvelievable what humans can do.
— Lyft driver on people waiting almost 24 hours to watch the Times Square ball drop
Monday, December 31, 2018
I took the slow pony to the rubber forest.
Sunday, December 30, 2018
My med school dean said if you're not five minutes early, you're late.
— Kathleen on why she sets her car clock five minutes early and why she arrives early to everything inlcuding social gatherings
Saturday, December 29, 2018
I didn't do this since I was two.
— Mason on pushing the plastic bubbles down on the lid of a to-go cup
Friday, December 28, 2018
Is a loon... is a goon.
— Phrases Stephanie says
Thursday, December 27, 2018
I shrink in the mind is what happens.
— David on people always thinking he has grown
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
— Mason responding to Dave's "How does it feel to be 4?"
Monday, December 24, 2018
The one-liners he's capable of producing are amazing.
— Waiter on Mason
Sunday, December 23, 2018
I like how it's 3 men and 3 dogs. All looking at us. That would be a good painting... If only I had the patience.
— Lily on a scene during our walk
Saturday, December 22, 2018
Waste of time.
Friday, December 21, 2018
— Emily on Mount Sinai employee activity
Thursday, December 20, 2018
I still use your cup.
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
It was a pleasure my friend.
— Roman from the breakfast sandwich cart
Tuesday, December 18, 2018
Context did equal creation.
— Seth Price, Fuck Seth Price
Monday, December 17, 2018
To keep the critics busy for 300 years.
— James Joyce via Richard Ellmann, James Joyce: Revised Edition
Sunday, December 16, 2018
You have a new memory: Fluffly Friends - 2018
— Photos, my iPhone
Saturday, December 15, 2018
Knows no bounds.
Friday, December 14, 2018
I got to recognize that people hate to be saved.
— One of only two lines underlined in Ronald Reagan, Where's The Rest of Me
Thursday, December 13, 2018
Does This Look Right to You? HOLLA🎄D TONNEL
— New York Times headline