Saturday, January 12, 2019
The World's Largest Illuminated Light Peg Mural
— Item description at Hammacher Schlemmer
Friday, January 11, 2019
Cheney had the savvy to call a halt to operations at the government printing office, not many aids would have thought of it. Cheney knew regulations have no legal force until they are published in the Federal Register. Some of Clinton's orders, signed in his closing hours as president, never made it.
— Barton Gellman, Angler: The Cheney Vice Presidency
Thursday, January 10, 2019
No amount of money can get you a better Coke.
— Andy Warhol via @whitneymuseum
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
venmo me $5 and i will comment "worm woman" on any photo you choose
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
It's very hard to describe something and get someone into it.
— Sid on the difficulty of description and the ease of images
Monday, January 7, 2019
@pulitzerprizes liked your post.
— Instagram notification
Sunday, January 6, 2019
What do you think I'm made out of feet?
Saturday, January 5, 2019
Heard it was missing, so I looked into it.
— Tony Lip on Joey Loscudo's hat, Green Book
Friday, January 4, 2019
In retrospect, she felt he'd used poetry as a launching pad. "Part of the reason poetry gets sneered at as a form so often is because it's where so many people began," she says.
— Cynthia Carr, Fire in the Belly: The Life and Times of David Wojnarowicz, on Eileen Myles
Thursday, January 3, 2019
Wolves are wolves.
— Randy Newberg, "The Wolves of Yellowstone," 60 Minutes
Wednesday, January 2, 2019
That's the problem with hanging around an older crowd.
— Sid the [90 year old] kid
Tuesday, January 1, 2019
It's unvelievable what humans can do.
— Lyft driver on people waiting almost 24 hours to watch the Times Square ball drop
Monday, December 31, 2018
I took the slow pony to the rubber forest.
Sunday, December 30, 2018
My med school dean said if you're not five minutes early, you're late.
— Kathleen on why she sets her car clock five minutes early and why she arrives early to everything inlcuding social gatherings
Saturday, December 29, 2018
I didn't do this since I was two.
— Mason on pushing the plastic bubbles down on the lid of a to-go cup
Friday, December 28, 2018
Is a loon... is a goon.
— Phrases Stephanie says
Thursday, December 27, 2018
I shrink in the mind is what happens.
— David on people always thinking he has grown
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
— Mason responding to Dave's "How does it feel to be 4?"
Monday, December 24, 2018
The one-liners he's capable of producing are amazing.
— Waiter on Mason