When you get hungry munch on something.
— Paul McCarthy. He also said “you’ll starve if your bashful.”
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
— Dustin, "Stranger Things"
Communicating.
— Helen
Aces.
— Rex Tillerson, Senate Confirmation Hearing
Symphony in motion.
— Sid in old gangster accent describing a dog similar to a borzoi galloping across a golf course
The narrative of the painting becomes the way the painting was done.
— MoMA guide on Modernism. She also said “What is more horizontal than water?”
First I’m going to talk about really nice things like why is the carrot shaped the way it is?
— Lily
If I was a bird I’d sneak into the Met but then maybe not because they’d probably shoot it so it wouldn’t poop.
— Lily
Lets talk about them.
— Lily on paintings
WHY ARE THEY AFRIAD TO LOOK AT GREAT ART? WHY ARE THE MAJOR GALLERIES SHOWING ONLY GOOD ART?
— JOHN-ED CROF, CHAPTER 4 OF CHOCOLATE MILK MEMORIES
I’m afraid of raccoons.
— Nick Kroll, “Oh, Hello on Broadway”
Compromise with the pathologic.
— Advice from Sid just prior to his amazing comedy routine
Sky thumbs.
— Delta gate lady
I mostly dealt with strangers back then.
— Hopper, “Stranger Things” on being a big city cop
It’s a bag!
— Mason on pita with lamb bite
Mazel tov!
— JJ
That was racism.
— Bob, “The Fabulous Lipitones”
I remember when it was 60.
— Kathleen on Winstead’s menu saying “Serving Kansas City for over 70 Years”
I don’t have my catchers mitt on. So I’m not pickin’ everything up.
— Kevin
One day I’ll be a real bug. Ok?
— Lily