Monday, January 2, 2017
— Delta gate lady
Sunday, January 1, 2017
I mostly dealt with strangers back then.
— Hopper, “Stranger Things” on being a big city cop
Saturday, December 31, 2016
It’s a bag!
— Mason on pita with lamb bite
Friday, December 30, 2016
Thursday, December 29, 2016
That was racism.
— Bob, “The Fabulous Lipitones”
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
I remember when it was 60.
— Kathleen on Winstead’s menu saying “Serving Kansas City for over 70 Years”
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
I don’t have my catchers mitt on. So I’m not pickin’ everything up.
Monday, December 26, 2016
One day I’ll be a real bug. Ok?
Sunday, December 25, 2016
And then she saw a drawing of a lady in the pet shop and she asked: is that me?
— Lily telling a long story on a walk
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Let me want it!
Friday, December 23, 2016
Is it like a fetish?
— Overly classic Williamsburg hipster on me putting ice cream on a book
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Lets get you out the door.
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
— Joe Bolling on Abby making one of rings
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Did you learn anything yesterday?
Monday, December 19, 2016
Nobody talks about that! And all the dentists know but they don’t tell anybody!
— Lily on how adult teeth are stored in the skulls of babies
Sunday, December 18, 2016
He’ll be back January 8th.
— Green Flea Market ladies on stamp guy
Saturday, December 17, 2016
What part of me is going to be here in 20 years? Only my teeth and my eyes so I gotta take care of those!
Friday, December 16, 2016
We should have done this a long time ago.
— Patti (from the room next to PT) on a formal introduction
Thursday, December 15, 2016
…on a parcheesi board.
— David Rosenthal about a cover*
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
If a subungual hematoma was caused by a severe blow to a finger or toe, either seek immediate medical attention from your health care provider or go to an emergency room.
— WebMD, “Subungual Hematoma (Bleeding Under the Nail)”