Sunday, January 22, 2017
GROW OLD ALONG WITH ME THE BEST IS YET TO BE.
— Inscription on sundial with image of the grim reaper
Saturday, January 21, 2017
I’d eat anything.
— Kelly with perfect comedic timing after Emily asks if we want to order olives
Friday, January 20, 2017
— First thing Obama said to Trump after inauguration speech.
Thursday, January 19, 2017
The glory is just going to pour out of your radio.
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
If I do nothing during the day, at least I will have done that.
— John Sharp on walking to work
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
He also slid down a banister on a visit to the White House and once crashed a helicopter in the Atlantic while chasing a dolphin.
— Robert D. McFadden, “Eugene Cernan, Last Human to Walk on Moon, Dies at 82,” The New York Times
Monday, January 16, 2017
Looks like something my mom would throw away before I finished.
— Lily on Jean Dubuffet’s “Jean Paulhan”
Sunday, January 15, 2017
I don’t have all zheimers. I just have some.
— MC at Comedy Cellar
Saturday, January 14, 2017
When you get hungry munch on something.
— Paul McCarthy. He also said “you’ll starve if you're bashful.”
Friday, January 13, 2017
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
— Dustin, "Stranger Things"
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
— Rex Tillerson, Senate Confirmation Hearing
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Symphony in motion.
— Sid in old gangster accent describing a dog similar to a borzoi galloping across a golf course
Monday, January 9, 2017
The narrative of the painting becomes the way the painting was done.
— MoMA guide on Modernism. She also said “What is more horizontal than water?”
Sunday, January 8, 2017
First I’m going to talk about really nice things like why is the carrot shaped the way it is?
Saturday, January 7, 2017
If I was a bird I’d sneak into the Met but then maybe not because they’d probably shoot it so it wouldn’t poop.
Friday, January 6, 2017
Lets talk about them.
— Lily on paintings
Thursday, January 5, 2017
WHY ARE THEY AFRIAD TO LOOK AT GREAT ART? WHY ARE THE MAJOR GALLERIES SHOWING ONLY GOOD ART?
— JOHN-ED CROF, CHAPTER 4 OF CHOCOLATE MILK MEMORIES
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
I’m afraid of raccoons.
— Nick Kroll, “Oh, Hello on Broadway”
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Compromise with the pathologic.
— Advice from Sid just prior to his amazing comedy routine