At what point do artists using social media stop making art for the idealized art world audience they want and start embracing the new audience they have?
— Brad Troemel, “Brad Troemel, The Troll of Internet Art,” The New Yorker
I’m sorry.
— Conductor who couldn’t open the door as I got to the 1 right before it left 23rd
You just need another art project.
— Deloris(?) after I responded “hanging in there”
is round, it turns
— The Beatles, “Because”
GROW OLD ALONG WITH ME THE BEST IS YET TO BE.
— Inscription on sundial with image of the grim reaper
I’d eat anything.
— Kelly with perfect comedic timing after Emily asks if we want to order olives
Good job.
— First thing Obama said to Trump after inauguration speech.
The glory is just going to pour out of your radio.
WQXR
If I do nothing during the day, at least I will have done that.
— John Sharp on walking to work
He also slid down a banister on a visit to the White House and once crashed a helicopter in the Atlantic while chasing a dolphin.
— Robert D. McFadden, “Eugene Cernan, Last Human to Walk on Moon, Dies at 82,” The New York Times
Looks like something my mom would throw away before I finished.
— Lily on Jean Dubuffet’s “Jean Paulhan”
I don’t have all zheimers. I just have some.
— MC at Comedy Cellar
When you get hungry munch on something.
— Paul McCarthy. He also said “you’ll starve if your bashful.”
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
— Dustin, "Stranger Things"
Communicating.
— Helen
Aces.
— Rex Tillerson, Senate Confirmation Hearing
Symphony in motion.
— Sid in old gangster accent describing a dog similar to a borzoi galloping across a golf course
The narrative of the painting becomes the way the painting was done.
— MoMA guide on Modernism. She also said “What is more horizontal than water?”
First I’m going to talk about really nice things like why is the carrot shaped the way it is?
— Lily
If I was a bird I’d sneak into the Met but then maybe not because they’d probably shoot it so it wouldn’t poop.
— Lily