Monday, January 30, 2017
You nailed it. Period!
— (at)seanspicer re-tweeting The Onion
Sunday, January 29, 2017
— Lily’s word for 20 questions
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Ben, we care about you and your Facebook memories. We thought you’d like to look back on this post from 10 years ago.
— FB on a picture of me and Danny after a Fiddler on the Roof performance in 8th grade.
Friday, January 27, 2017
— Lily observing differences between male and female sculpture’s backs
Thursday, January 26, 2017
At what point do artists using social media stop making art for the idealized art world audience they want and start embracing the new audience they have?
— Brad Troemel, “Brad Troemel, The Troll of Internet Art,” The New Yorker
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
— Conductor who couldn’t open the door as I got to the 1 right before it left 23rd
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
You just need another art project.
— Deloris(?) after I responded “hanging in there”
Monday, January 23, 2017
is round, it turns
— The Beatles, “Because”
Sunday, January 22, 2017
GROW OLD ALONG WITH ME THE BEST IS YET TO BE.
— Inscription on sundial with image of the grim reaper
Saturday, January 21, 2017
I’d eat anything.
— Kelly with perfect comedic timing after Emily asks if we want to order olives
Friday, January 20, 2017
— First thing Obama said to Trump after inauguration speech.
Thursday, January 19, 2017
The glory is just going to pour out of your radio.
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
If I do nothing during the day, at least I will have done that.
— John Sharp on walking to work
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
He also slid down a banister on a visit to the White House and once crashed a helicopter in the Atlantic while chasing a dolphin.
— Robert D. McFadden, “Eugene Cernan, Last Human to Walk on Moon, Dies at 82,” The New York Times
Monday, January 16, 2017
Looks like something my mom would throw away before I finished.
— Lily on Jean Dubuffet’s “Jean Paulhan”
Sunday, January 15, 2017
I don’t have all zheimers. I just have some.
— MC at Comedy Cellar
Saturday, January 14, 2017
When you get hungry munch on something.
— Paul McCarthy. He also said “you’ll starve if you're bashful.”
Friday, January 13, 2017
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
— Dustin, "Stranger Things"
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
— Rex Tillerson, Senate Confirmation Hearing