The sentence should have been, ‘I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia,’ sort of a double negative, so you can put that in, and I think that probably clarifies things pretty good.
— Trump
We have had to turn off all our web based shopping carts for emergency maintenance.
— Work email
I don't even know if there will be a 3 hole puncher there. That will be a whole thing.
— Lily's accidental pun
The idea that John Lasseter pitched was called "Toy Story." It sprang from a belief, which he and Jobs shared, that proudcts have an essence to them, a purpose for which they were made. If the object were to have feelings, these would be based on its desire to fulfill its essence.
— Walter Isaacson, Steve Jobs
Look at that bird trying to land on that bag. He doesn't understand.
— Lily
Dear Ben, Oh, you are an artist to collect the acrylic embedment items.
— Sarah
It's my lucky room.
— Darren
Yoko Uno…. Mumo
— Sid on Yoko Ono and MoMA
Even if we lose our money, we'll have a company.
— Steve Jobs via Walter Isaacson, Steve Jobs
This is not a boat, it's a straight tube.
— Mason
What is that dome?
— Lily on the setting sun on the horizon over the ocean
If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit.
— Hank, Swiss Army Man
I'm thinking about yogurt.
— Mason after I asked him what he was thinking about
For the pillars of the temple stand apart.
— "On Marriage," from The Prophet by Khalil Gibran read by Bert Dart, Aby's grandpa
Lily's got a new hobby.
— Lily on drumming
Mr. Pricker
— Mason's response when I asked him what the prickly circle plant's name was
It's grand central station.
— Emily on chirping birds
The rooster crows, but the hen delivers the goods.
— Throw pillow at the May's
Put your fingers up, put your fingers down, put it on your knees!
— Two tiny kids in princess dresses singing in unison on the subway
I was just like drooling at it.
— Stephen*