Friday, July 19, 2019
Other customers have also asked "Where is horse?" Would you like to hear that too?... [Yes]... Horses are located in the world and it lives in small forests and grassland.
— Alexa after I asked "where is the dog?"
Thursday, July 18, 2019
I’m a sentimental, cliché
— Sid, "What It’s All About"
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
Charmaine, get to the safe room. We’re being robbed by supermodels.
— Doug, Booksmart
Tuesday, July 16, 2019
You know what struck me? You used to always know how to swim.
— Sid on Lily
Monday, July 15, 2019
The House quietly voted last week to require the Pentagon inspector general to tell Congress whether the department experimented with weaponizing disease-carrying insects and whether they were released into the public realm — either accidentally or on purpose.
— John M. Donnelly, "House orders Pentagon to say if it weaponized ticks and released them," Roll Call
Sunday, July 14, 2019
Ben-Gurion constantly thought on two planes, the immediate and the historical. He would not have expressed himself in such a way that history would judge him as guilty of reprehensible acts.
— Shimon Peres, Ben-Gurion
Saturday, July 13, 2019
Nasmyth likely adopted the method from his father, a well-known Scottish landscape painter who used plaster models as studies for his paintings.
— Object label in the Met's Apollo's Muse: The Moon in the Age of Photography
Friday, July 12, 2019
Thursday, July 11, 2019
A family photograph left on the surface of the moon by one of the Apollo 16 astronauts in April 1972.
— Image Caption, "Should Neil Armstrong’s Bootprints Be on the Moon Forever?," The New York Times
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
I think one of the things that has been shocking to me is how normal it is.
— AOC in a New Yorker interview on "how enormous decisions are made in ways that feel like a typical office."
Tuesday, July 9, 2019
May not have come into herself yet.
Monday, July 8, 2019
If we just restricted the rest of our days to the proovable stuff that we know is out there, it could be amazing.
— Eric Weinstein, "Joe Rogan Experience #1320 - Eric Weinstein"
Sunday, July 7, 2019
You test things. You like to play around but you're honest.
— Michael Brush at Elephant's Trunk
Saturday, July 6, 2019
A pile of gerbils.
— Lily's metaphor for a person
Friday, July 5, 2019
Isn't that musical.
— Mason on microwave beeps
Thursday, July 4, 2019
They're all the same thing.
— Caitlin on contemporary book covers
Wednesday, July 3, 2019
Those are not options.
— Mason on Lily's "Would you rather be really good at ice skating or small talk?"
Tuesday, July 2, 2019
It has always been the militant aggressor taking the place of the unprepared. Where are the empires of old?
— Douglas MacArthur, Select Speeches
Monday, July 1, 2019
It's not fair. They're just little chickens.
— Lily through tears seeing chickens transported by semi truck for the first time
Sunday, June 30, 2019
I vow to always take more pictures of you and the dogs than the actual scenery we are out to see.