That right there is not a book.
— USPS woman not believing a book (THE WITNESS) is a book from its outline in a package.
The distance from here to where we went, and where we are now, is like phenominal.
— Paul McCartney, "Paul McCartney Carpool Karaoke," The Late Late Show with James Corden
People know what to do with and have a place for them.
— Lauri on books (paraphrase)
By sheer force of its repetitions.
— Alsop and Catledge via Robert Caro, Master of the Senate
We need to scale this. Our investors want a report.
— Lily as she throws birds crumbs and more come to eat them
We already know what to do with them.
— Lily on books (she may have said "we already have a place to put them... shelves.")
This must be like your all time favorite drink huh?
— Relatively new LPQ guy on small chai latte
Mr. Blanco was an aspiring rapper until he realized “no one cares what a chubby Jewish kid from Virginia thinks.”
— Joe Coscarelli, "How Benny Blanco Became the Most Popular Oddball in Pop Music," The New York Times
The sentence should have been, ‘I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia,’ sort of a double negative, so you can put that in, and I think that probably clarifies things pretty good.
— Trump
We have had to turn off all our web based shopping carts for emergency maintenance.
— Work email
I don't even know if there will be a 3 hole puncher there. That will be a whole thing.
— Lily's accidental pun
The idea that John Lasseter pitched was called "Toy Story." It sprang from a belief, which he and Jobs shared, that proudcts have an essence to them, a purpose for which they were made. If the object were to have feelings, these would be based on its desire to fulfill its essence.
— Walter Isaacson, Steve Jobs
Look at that bird trying to land on that bag. He doesn't understand.
— Lily
Dear Ben, Oh, you are an artist to collect the acrylic embedment items.
— Sarah
It's my lucky room.
— Darren
Yoko Uno…. Mumo
— Sid on Yoko Ono and MoMA
Even if we lose our money, we'll have a company.
— Steve Jobs via Walter Isaacson, Steve Jobs
This is not a boat, it's a straight tube.
— Mason
What is that dome?
— Lily on the setting sun on the horizon over the ocean
If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit.
— Hank, Swiss Army Man