Thursday, July 26, 2018
O that sounds gross. A paper cup to mix the egg lol
— Jay over email after my explanation of food poisoning
Wednesday, July 25, 2018
That right there is not a book.
— USPS woman not believing a book (THE WITNESS) is a book from its outline in a package.
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
The distance from here to where we went, and where we are now, is like phenominal.
— Paul McCartney, "Paul McCartney Carpool Karaoke," The Late Late Show with James Corden
Monday, July 23, 2018
People know what to do with and have a place for them.
— Lauri on books (paraphrase)
Sunday, July 22, 2018
By sheer force of its repetitions.
— Alsop and Catledge via Robert Caro, Master of the Senate
Saturday, July 21, 2018
We need to scale this. Our investors want a report.
— Lily as she throws birds crumbs and more come to eat them
Friday, July 20, 2018
We already know what to do with them.
— Lily on books (she may have said "we already have a place to put them... shelves.")
Thursday, July 19, 2018
This must be like your all time favorite drink huh?
— Relatively new LPQ guy on small chai latte
Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Mr. Blanco was an aspiring rapper until he realized “no one cares what a chubby Jewish kid from Virginia thinks.”
— Joe Coscarelli, "How Benny Blanco Became the Most Popular Oddball in Pop Music," The New York Times
Tuesday, July 17, 2018
The sentence should have been, ‘I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia,’ sort of a double negative, so you can put that in, and I think that probably clarifies things pretty good.
Monday, July 16, 2018
We have had to turn off all our web based shopping carts for emergency maintenance.
— Work email
Sunday, July 15, 2018
I don't even know if there will be a 3 hole puncher there. That will be a whole thing.
— Lily's accidental pun
Saturday, July 14, 2018
The idea that John Lasseter pitched was called "Toy Story." It sprang from a belief, which he and Jobs shared, that proudcts have an essence to them, a purpose for which they were made. If the object were to have feelings, these would be based on its desire to fulfill its essence.
— Walter Isaacson, Steve Jobs
Friday, July 13, 2018
Look at that bird trying to land on that bag. He doesn't understand.
Thursday, July 12, 2018
Dear Ben, Oh, you are an artist to collect the acrylic embedment items.
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
It's my lucky room.
Tuesday, July 10, 2018
Yoko Uno…. Mumo
— Sid on Yoko Ono and MoMA
Monday, July 9, 2018
Even if we lose our money, we'll have a company.
— Steve Jobs via Walter Isaacson, Steve Jobs
Sunday, July 8, 2018
This is not a boat, it's a straight tube.
Saturday, July 7, 2018
What is that dome?
— Lily on the setting sun on the horizon over the ocean