He’s an asshole.
— George Kress on Arthur Carter
You can be honest.
— Mark Utay on the dryness of the chicken
Amen.
— Significant number of people after pledge of allegiance at the May's 4th of July party
we’re all se
set
— Andrew Sondern on my first NYT illustration
I like it when people stay late.
— Bude
Happiness is warm gun. Bang bang. Shoot Shoot.
— The Beatles, “Happiness Is A Warm Gun”
How was your day off?
— Helen
All done.
— Mason
Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money!
— Mason holding a dime on the lawn of a fancy restaurant
Hey Lily. Look at you!
— Mason
If the pound plummets does that mean we can go shopping there?
— Lily
Still broken.
— Murray’s Cheese Bar oven
A home run.
— Dr. OS
History and scope.
Horseradish Saint Luke.
— Underground
Chicks.
— Gremio, “The Taming of the Shrew”
Vows.
You don’t know who the other person is going to turn into.
— Ken
How come we developed language in a different way than monkeys did.
— Rachel
I didn’t choose to be a hero…. If I had a choice I’d be a dog.
— Lily