Saturday, June 10, 2017
You help us? You’re the king!
— Main Dumbo moving guy
Friday, June 9, 2017
If it were lower it could be a navel orange.
— Super friendly guy at work, who always chats with me when I’m cutting something I just printed, on my Jason Polan shirt.
Thursday, June 8, 2017
I like it when these two right here start arguing.
— Guy in line for Greek truck on the guy who takes orders and the woman who puts everything on top.
Wednesday, June 7, 2017
I can’t complain.
— Vending machine guy
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
Happy to do it, Steve.
— Frank Langfitt all the time on NPR
Monday, June 5, 2017
Do you get good sleep and don’t drink? It shows in your eyes.
— Photographer to me
Sunday, June 4, 2017
Mastering of your
— book by David H. Barlow, Ph.D. & Michelle G. Craske, Ph.D. from Lily’s Grandma’s library
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Nothing is certain.
— Peter on Amy and Jim breaking up
Friday, June 2, 2017
— Ben Koger explaining how locusts are cannibals
Thursday, June 1, 2017
Giving my eyeballs a break.
— Randy smoking outside
Wednesday, May 31, 2017
yr a hustler
— Jay in a text
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Magnolia Bakery Chocolate Banana Pudding.
— Ideal Isle of White monthly birthday celebration food
Monday, May 29, 2017
— Lily pointing to some sailors in a restaurant
Sunday, May 28, 2017
The tips of her fingers were all tiny. But the rest was like a big cloud.
— Lily on Carrie Komito
Saturday, May 27, 2017
Looks like an orgy to me.
— Old lady in Westside Market checkout line on my 9am purchase of a container of Driscoll’s strawberries, an everything bagel, a tub of Edy’s ice cream, a container of tofu with scallions, and a Weight Watchers Smart Ones Peanut Butter Cup Sundae.
Friday, May 26, 2017
Don’t come asking for sugar. We’re all on a diet.
— Sheila quoting a funny quote from Ralph Lauren’s wife
Thursday, May 25, 2017
What was something your dad taught you?
Wednesday, May 24, 2017
I could use a sunrise today. Cuz I really had a sunset last night that stunk.
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Pick A Chicken
— Sid unintentionally making up a resutrant
Monday, May 22, 2017
For 60 days.
— Edward Sharp & The Magnetic Zeros, “40 Day Dream”