Thursday, June 9, 2016
Is that your account?
— Guy who saw me on the street
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Undoing the work of God.
— Lily on taking one color out of the rainbow sprinkles
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
Everything bagel, egg, ham, cheese, plain.
— Lady from breakfast cart
Monday, June 6, 2016
What?… I just sit here sometimes.
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Dear Miss Sonnenblick:In response to your letter I regret to inform you that we have no information for distribution on the Loch Ness Monster.
— G. G. McVay, January 9, 1968, Department of Public Relations, The American Museum of Natural History
Saturday, June 4, 2016
God loves it when we have a quiet and gentile spirit. Shabbat shalom.
— Sidewalk chalk guy after pinky hand shaking Lily
Friday, June 3, 2016
Would you like to curate a week on our feed?
— Instagram direct message
Thursday, June 2, 2016
— Van Doren dog
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Cat litter books? Is that new?
— Darren Haggar
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
You’re a waste of ice cream.
— Lily to hecklers in a car
Monday, May 30, 2016
I’m going to open shampoo books and take you out of business.
Sunday, May 29, 2016
Here ya go, you can have em back. We didn’t read em anyhow.
— Lily giving books back to a tree
Saturday, May 28, 2016
To get hydrated.
— Why LTC plays Thumper
Friday, May 27, 2016
Your legs are Orville and Wilbur Wright.
— Matt Gwin’s character suggestion for Lobster Club improv skit
Thursday, May 26, 2016
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Look at my experimenter’s cove, got a peach pit, a little microscope, a little tooth mirror, ummm… nail clippers, and a Rubik’s cube.
— Lily on her side table
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
It’s good to give birth so you have people at your funeral.
Monday, May 23, 2016
You can't believe how impossibly fast it goes by.
— Camille, Season 6, Episode 10, Parenthood
Sunday, May 22, 2016
Don’t be scared… You’re just a species that has to be brave you know.
— Lily to the last baby blue jay left in the nest who is hesitant to leave
Saturday, May 21, 2016
If she only knew, he’s already damned by God.
— Lily on a woman who said “salud” after I sneezed once but I had already been sneezing nonstop all day