Saturday, March 11, 2017
Even though I don’t keep in touch with you, I love you all.
— Dillon R, birthday speech
Friday, March 10, 2017
He’s folding your napkin and putting it back on the table for you.
— Lily in a text, keeping me informed while I was in the bathroom at Tavern On The Green
Thursday, March 9, 2017
That sounds kinda sad.
— Obama on the idea of reunions with his White House team with t-shirts, “Barack Obama: Eight Years in the White House,” 60 Minutes
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
I just want to print.
— Paraphrasing woman in Riso class who just wants to print things.
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
But no biggie.
— Larry, the guy in charge of jurors
Monday, March 6, 2017
This is backpedaling on a scale one would only expect to see if a pack of velociraptors appeared at the finish line of the Tour de France.
— John Hayward, “Dear Mainstream Media: YOU Made DeepStateGate Happen,” Breitbart
Sunday, March 5, 2017
That’s my favorite type of flower.
— Lily and my favorite sales person who works at Best Bottles
Saturday, March 4, 2017
He hates overhead lighting.
— Holly Glass on Philip Glass, Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts
Friday, March 3, 2017
She’s from Texas.
— George W. Bush on Beyonce, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Thursday, March 2, 2017
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
I’m waitin’ on what I'm waitin’ on.
— Man on the street
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
We’re not going to have a big mosh pit.
— President Trump, “Full Transcript: President Donald Trump’s Exclusive Interview with Breitbart News Network in Oval Office,” Breitbart
Monday, February 27, 2017
Time to get outta Dodge.
Sunday, February 26, 2017
Mr. Ritholtz says that the outcome of the financial crisis has been “socialism for the wealthy but capitalism for everybody else.”
— Christopher Caldwell, “What Does Steve Bannon Want?,” The New York Times
Saturday, February 25, 2017
You Maltese, you go to China.
— Sid doing a comedy routine with Gia
Friday, February 24, 2017
I love how many collars he wears. Interesting look.
— Reince Priebus on Bannon at CPAC
Thursday, February 23, 2017
That’s the worst Brusco.
— Real Estate Agent on our landlords.
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
— Article title from The Onion
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
If the discrepancy is real, this could be a disruption of the current highly successful standard model of cosmology and just what the younger generation wants — a chance for big discoveries, new insights and breakthroughs.
— Michael S. Turner, “Cosmos Controversy: The Universe Is Expanding, but How Fast?,” The New York Times
Monday, February 20, 2017
If you’re not in a state of play you can’t make anything.
— Paula Scher, Abstract: The Art of Design