Thursday, March 16, 2017
Fashion Madness: Meet the player behind UNC’s custom-made fedoras
— USA Today article title
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Can you spare it?
— Woman on subway as I gave her $10
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Monday, March 13, 2017
Don’t spit it back into the cup.
— Dental technician
Sunday, March 12, 2017
O god I’m sorry… Screen’s bright… And the people in my dream don’t know what’s next.
— Lily half-asleep in the middle of the night
Saturday, March 11, 2017
Even though I don’t keep in touch with you, I love you all.
— Dillon R, birthday speech
Friday, March 10, 2017
He’s folding your napkin and putting it back on the table for you.
— Lily in a text, keeping me informed while I was in the bathroom at Tavern On The Green
Thursday, March 9, 2017
That sounds kinda sad.
— Obama on the idea of reunions with his White House team with t-shirts, “Barack Obama: Eight Years in the White House,” 60 Minutes
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
I just want to print.
— Paraphrasing woman in Riso class who just wants to print things.
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
But no biggie.
— Larry, the guy in charge of jurors
Monday, March 6, 2017
This is backpedaling on a scale one would only expect to see if a pack of velociraptors appeared at the finish line of the Tour de France.
— John Hayward, “Dear Mainstream Media: YOU Made DeepStateGate Happen,” Breitbart
Sunday, March 5, 2017
That’s my favorite type of flower.
— Lily and my favorite sales person who works at Best Bottles
Saturday, March 4, 2017
He hates overhead lighting.
— Holly Glass on Philip Glass, Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts
Friday, March 3, 2017
She’s from Texas.
— George W. Bush on Beyonce, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Thursday, March 2, 2017
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
I’m waitin’ on what I'm waitin’ on.
— Man on the street
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
We’re not going to have a big mosh pit.
— President Trump, “Full Transcript: President Donald Trump’s Exclusive Interview with Breitbart News Network in Oval Office,” Breitbart
Monday, February 27, 2017
Time to get outta Dodge.
Sunday, February 26, 2017
Mr. Ritholtz says that the outcome of the financial crisis has been “socialism for the wealthy but capitalism for everybody else.”
— Christopher Caldwell, “What Does Steve Bannon Want?,” The New York Times
Saturday, February 25, 2017
You Maltese, you go to China.
— Sid doing a comedy routine with Gia