Saturday, May 21, 2016
If she only knew, he’s already damned by God.
— Lily on a woman who said “salud” after I sneezed once but I had already been sneezing nonstop all day
Friday, May 20, 2016
In early 1917, when I was a sophomore at Harvard College, I signed up to serve in the ambulance service in France. World War I had been going on since 1914 but the United States was not then a participant.
— R. McAllister Lloyd, A Message To Descendants: Letters from France in 1917
Thursday, May 19, 2016
Another fun filled day! I mean who has it better than us? I guess the rich and famous… But then again, they have their own problems. Better to be poor and happy! Alright what’s next on my agenda?
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Is it baggable?
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
— Bookbinding teacher on having her own studio in her home
Monday, May 16, 2016
What’s it called? Mothball vision?… O! Fisheye!
Sunday, May 15, 2016
Stamps with palm trees.
— What the guy who sells stamps at Sunday’s flea market collects
Saturday, May 14, 2016
What does it mean to you to have a savior?
— Sister Standage on our Mormon Art Tour
Friday, May 13, 2016
We did it!
— Repeated shout of child playing in the office
Thursday, May 12, 2016
You still did this, which is awesome.
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
You hope that’s all you have to do.
— Helen on making subtitle bigger
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
— Darren Haggar
Monday, May 9, 2016
Best chemistry of anyone I’ve ever known.
Sunday, May 8, 2016
Do you know what’s nice about Connecticut? The poop stays underground. It doesn’t go too far.
Saturday, May 7, 2016
Are you kidding me? You want me to stop?
— Emily on stopping for Lily to pee
Friday, May 6, 2016
Another good episode without Amber.
— Lily on episode of Parenthood
Thursday, May 5, 2016
You are not trying to give them a tactical update on the issues of the day, but to lay out the full panoply of issues that they are going to face; the good, the bad, and the ugly of what the world looks like and what implications there may be going forward.
— Michael E. Leiter, “Once Donald Trump Is Nominee, He Is Likely to Get Intelligence Briefing,” The New York Times
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Just like you go to Walmart and get a receipt.
— Carolin Byrd, Blue Star Cruises sales representative
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
— On Frank the Dynasplint Sales Consultant’s card
Monday, May 2, 2016
Why’s he need so many ladles?… he looks like a Lego.
— Lily on a character in Parenthood