May 29, 2016
Here ya go, you can have em back. We didn’t read em anyhow.
— Lily giving books back to a tree
May 28, 2016
To get hydrated.
— Why LTC plays Thumper
May 27, 2016
Your legs are Orville and Wilbur Wright.
— Matt Gwin’s character suggestion for Lobster Club improv skit
May 26, 2016
May 25, 2016
Look at my experimenter’s cove, got a peach pit, a little microscope, a little tooth mirror, ummm… nail clippers, and a Rubik’s cube.
— Lily on her side table
May 24, 2016
It’s good to give birth so you have people at your funeral.
May 23, 2016
You can't believe how impossibly fast it goes by.
— Camille, Season 6, Episode 10, Parenthood
May 22, 2016
Don’t be scared… You’re just a species that has to be brave you know.
— Lily to the last baby blue jay left in the nest who is hesitant to leave
May 21, 2016
If she only knew, he’s already damned by God.
— Lily on a woman who said “salud” after I sneezed once but I had already been sneezing nonstop all day
May 20, 2016
In early 1917, when I was a sophomore at Harvard College, I signed up to serve in the ambulance service in France. World War I had been going on since 1914 but the United States was not then a participant.
— R. McAllister Lloyd, A Message To Descendants: Letters from France in 1917
May 19, 2016
Another fun filled day! I mean who has it better than us? I guess the rich and famous… But then again, they have their own problems. Better to be poor and happy! Alright what’s next on my agenda?
May 18, 2016
Is it baggable?
May 17, 2016
— Bookbinding teacher on having her own studio in her home
May 16, 2016
What’s it called? Mothball vision?… O! Fisheye!
May 15, 2016
Stamps with palm trees.
— What the guy who sells stamps at Sunday’s flea market collects
May 14, 2016
What does it mean to you to have a savior?
— Sister Standage on our Mormon Art Tour
May 13, 2016
We did it!
— Repeated shout of child playing in the office
May 12, 2016
You still did this, which is awesome.
May 11, 2016
You hope that’s all you have to do.
— Helen on making subtitle bigger
May 10, 2016
— Darren Haggar