Friday, May 5, 2017
I never realized there were cars parked there.
— Lily on floors above Playa Betty’s
Thursday, May 4, 2017
Bet you’re glad you didn’t go to art school.
Wednesday, May 3, 2017
Hey Ben, meet MealPal.
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
I sent them the Jackie Robinson photo.
— Sid on his response to MTA sending him a refund letter for a lost senior card
Monday, May 1, 2017
I can't wait for tomorrow. To do this all over again.
— Spencer on work
Sunday, April 30, 2017
But here we are.
— Main lady at Steven’s memorial gathering
Saturday, April 29, 2017
The nicest street.
Friday, April 28, 2017
What do you do?
— Question I got asked twice at Stand Up NY
Thursday, April 27, 2017
I knew this day would come.
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
I know you worked.
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
I see snails but the shells are walnuts.
Monday, April 24, 2017
At the very moment of stuckness, if you just stop and look around you, you’ll find the world is very real.
— Robert Pirsig, old NPR interview
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Every day next year.
Saturday, April 22, 2017
In a witch’s world, conventional metrics of success and failure are immaterial. Return to the fraught and petty cycle of reincarnation
— Porpentine Charity Heartscape, Beautiful Frog, 2015, Whitney Biennial 2017
Friday, April 21, 2017
I am not drinking any fucking Merlot.
— Paul Giamatti, Sideways
Thursday, April 20, 2017
The secret to doing good research is always to be a little underemployed
— Amos Tversky via “You’re Too Busy. You Need a ‘Shultz Hour,’” The New York Times
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Previous images of the Punggye-ri nuclear test site have revealed personnel playing volleyball, but never before in three concurrent games.
— William J. Broad, “Activity Spotted at North Korea Nuclear Test Site: Volleyball,” The New York Times
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
Let me get my phone… I call my glass of wine my phone.
Monday, April 17, 2017
Got a duck main course and it was dry and very small (which is ironic because ducks are big and swim!)
— One of Lily’s Yelp reviews
Sunday, April 16, 2017
We're going to get a visit from the fire department.
— Disappointed building guy on intercom because other building guy’s radio was off