Saturday, November 14, 2015
So many dolphins, why are there so many dolphins… ohh, mini frogs!
— Lily with her eyes closed
Friday, November 13, 2015
It went well.
Thursday, November 12, 2015
They tend to become philosophers of their own work.
— Lydia Davis, “Glenn Gould,” The Collected Stories of Lydia Davis
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
And he said to me, ‘I wish you modest success’
— Ethan Hawke, Rules For A Knight
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
We should repeal the rules because the economic costs of this far exceed the social benefit.
— Jeb Bush, the Fourth Republican Debate in Milwaukee
Monday, November 9, 2015
Work on something else.
Sunday, November 8, 2015
It’s art, you have to respect it!
— Security guard at MOMA after I took a large bad photograph that was for taking and crumpled it up and put it back.
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Stand up and why?
— Misheard Lily
Friday, November 6, 2015
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Sexual ice-cream… ice-cream that looks hot.
— David Rosenthal
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
He was successively a milkman, a truckdriver, a bricklayer, a harvester, a dishwasher, a soldier in Puerto Rico during the war with Spain, a newspaperman, and a student of literature.
— Jorge Luis Borges, An Introduction to American Literature
Monday, November 2, 2015
When I close my eyes I see faces I haven’t drawn yet!
Sunday, November 1, 2015
Usually I watch animals until they walk away.
Saturday, October 31, 2015
— Lily greeting her first trick-or-treaters
Friday, October 30, 2015
The ground will be moist for gravestones.
Thursday, October 29, 2015
And your shoes get so hot, you wish your tired feet were fireproof.
— Man singing on subway with backup beatboxer, “Under The Boardwalk”
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Vote for me! I’m running cuz I’m not walking.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
— Fairway employee on Lily and I staring at new outdoor register
Monday, October 26, 2015
Hey. What’s up?
— Old man from Gramercy Vintage Furniture