Thursday, October 20, 2016
Why are you happy?
— Papaya Dog employee
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
But maybe I miss read it.
— Audience member during Martha’s panel
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
DORITO MAC & CHEESE
— Microsoft Loft
Monday, October 17, 2016
The nail bed is a direct line to the bloodstream.
— Stephen Powers
Sunday, October 16, 2016
But he didn’t draw the pencil.
— Nice looking older Princeton guy in Crocs on a picture of Gabriel’s drawing of an owl in a barn window
Saturday, October 15, 2016
What did the muffin say to the other muffin?…
Friday, October 14, 2016
Yes it’s good.
— Jacques Torres employee after I asked Spencer if their whipped cream was good
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Being able to paint like a really good balloon game sign is like as great of a task as I’ve ever been given.
— Stephen Powers, “Stephen Powers Beautfiul Losers Excerpt,” YouTube
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
The Islamic State is using simpler, commercially available drones such as the DJI Phantom, which can be purchased on Amazon. The group attaches small explosive devices to them, essentially making them remotely piloted bombs.
— Michael S. Schmidt and Eric Schmitt, “Pentagon Confronts a New Threat From ISIS: Exploding Drones,” The New York Times
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
I appreciate that, you’ll make me cry.
— Guy in phyiscal therapy elevator who reminded me of Paul Muldoon
Monday, October 10, 2016
Yesterday I had 7 Twitter followers and two of them were my grandmother because she forgot her password and had to do it over.
— Ken Bone, video on Twitter
Sunday, October 9, 2016
He and I haven’t spoken, and I disagree
— Trump in second debate on VP
Saturday, October 8, 2016
Looks like a fish cage.
— Lily on fish tank
Friday, October 7, 2016
The first President George Bush withheld $400 million in loan guarantees from Israel in 1990 over the settlement issue. The move was later assumed to have been one factor in his re-election defeat.
— The Editorial Board, “At the Boiling Point With Israel,” The New York Times
Thursday, October 6, 2016
See you in a bit.
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
Like a bullseye.
— Robert on Art
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Is this helpful.
Monday, October 3, 2016
Sunday, October 2, 2016
If they make a great catch I want to see it.
— Sid on getting a good seat at temple
Saturday, October 1, 2016
— Mark Wahlberg, Deepwater Horizon