Saturday, October 29, 2016
It means sixth born.
— AT&T Building guard on his name
Friday, October 28, 2016
Ballerina ninja or the Pope.
— IT Alex on Halloween plans
Thursday, October 27, 2016
There’s just so many things
That I can touch, I’m torn.
— Natalie Imbruglia, “Torn”
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
You’re laughing way too hard.
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
The drone struggled to decide whether a minaret was an architectural feature or an armed man.
— Matthew Rosenberg and John Markoff, “The Pentagon’s ‘Terminator Conundrum’: Robots That Could Kill on Their Own,” The New York Times
Monday, October 24, 2016
Sometimes found words are the most pure because they have nothing to do with you.
— Ed Ruscha, They Called Her Styrene, Etc.
Sunday, October 23, 2016
— Diorama at The Natural History Museum
Saturday, October 22, 2016
But you’re my schnook.
— Tommy’s mom (Nancy, was maried to Buckley)
Friday, October 21, 2016
I can still shovel and work with the best of them,” he said. “I am enjoying the heck out of this.
— Mr. Shoemaker via Christopher Farrell, “Migrant Workers in Recreational Vehicles,” The New York Times
Thursday, October 20, 2016
Why are you happy?
— Papaya Dog employee
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
But maybe I miss read it.
— Audience member during Martha’s panel
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
DORITO MAC & CHEESE
— Microsoft Loft
Monday, October 17, 2016
The nail bed is a direct line to the bloodstream.
— Stephen Powers
Sunday, October 16, 2016
But he didn’t draw the pencil.
— Nice looking older Princeton guy in Crocs on a picture of Gabriel’s drawing of an owl in a barn window
Saturday, October 15, 2016
What did the muffin say to the other muffin?…
Friday, October 14, 2016
Yes it’s good.
— Jacques Torres employee after I asked Spencer if their whipped cream was good
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Being able to paint like a really good balloon game sign is like as great of a task as I’ve ever been given.
— Stephen Powers, “Stephen Powers Beautfiul Losers Excerpt,” YouTube
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
The Islamic State is using simpler, commercially available drones such as the DJI Phantom, which can be purchased on Amazon. The group attaches small explosive devices to them, essentially making them remotely piloted bombs.
— Michael S. Schmidt and Eric Schmitt, “Pentagon Confronts a New Threat From ISIS: Exploding Drones,” The New York Times
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
I appreciate that, you’ll make me cry.
— Guy in phyiscal therapy elevator who reminded me of Paul Muldoon
Monday, October 10, 2016
Yesterday I had 7 Twitter followers and two of them were my grandmother because she forgot her password and had to do it over.
— Ken Bone, video on Twitter