I feel better than when I was 30 because I don't give a fuck anymore.
— Maggie
Still, Russian officials are remarkably open about the aims of RT and Sputnik: to “break the monopoly of the Anglo-Saxon global information streams,” as Putin himself put it during a visit to RT’s Moscow headquarters in 2013.
— Jim Rutenberg, “RT, Sputnik and Russia’s New Theory of War,” The New York Times Magazine
Teams worked hard to protect your face data.
— Phil Schiller, Apple Special Event
When you side with a man, you side with him.
— Steve Bannon, 60 Minutes
Monkey bread.
— Ithaca Farmers Market
Happy Birthday.
— Waitress at Simeon’s after looking at my ID
— Lily
And I said, “You go to Japan, you’ll find a curved one.”
— Michael Bloomberg on escalators, “Bloomberg,” 60 Minutes
I don’t know how anyone can resist this. It’s like a candy feast.
— Sid on mixing ice cream and granola
Hey, I could ask him.
— Brad Pitt, Oceans 11
Great concept!
— Guy on street watching me and Davey flip a scoop from front to back
I broke it!
— Ken on his sunflower
Is it cuz they're going to expire?
— Lily on baseball hotdog Buck Nights
I got an extra short haircut an extra short time ago.
— Lily on a cassette tape recording when she was 9
Cognitive behavioral therapy is a modern embodiment of this ancient wisdom.
— Greg Lukianoff and Jonathan Haidt, “The Coddling of the American Mind,” The Atlantic
While it is impossible at this point to consider the work of Frank Gehry or the Eameses without also having to take into account their personae, I guarantee that any American over the age of thirty has encountered hundreds of Dreyfuss objects without ever having given him a thought.
— Joe Scanlan, “Henry Dreyfuss Thermostats” Object Lessons
I thought I was superman until he came along.
— Sid on Ken
Vice president.
— Mark Usher, “Chapter 65,″ House of Cards
I think you can click the 0 in the year.
— Dillon on homestarrunner.com
Wanna hear my advice? Never go to bed angry at each other.
— Nice TSA man at DEN who has 12 years of marriage under his belt