Wednesday, September 20, 2017
It was my idea.
— Sid on Ken and Mike
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
The true question for the United Nations today, for people all over the world who hope for better lives for themselves and their children, is a basic one: Are we still patriots?
— Donald Trump, Speech to the UN
Monday, September 18, 2017
The last person was watching The Matrix.
— Dental nurse
Sunday, September 17, 2017
I hope that’s not his face, cuz that’s little.
— Man on Mickey Rourke’s face mask from The Wrestler in the Museum of the Moving Image
Saturday, September 16, 2017
You should take a ton and put them in each other’s bathrooms.
— Lily on monogrammed napkins from different places
Friday, September 15, 2017
The Squirrel Hunter
— Painting by Horace Pippin
Thursday, September 14, 2017
I feel better than when I was 30 because I don't give a fuck anymore.
Wednesday, September 13, 2017
Still, Russian officials are remarkably open about the aims of RT and Sputnik: to “break the monopoly of the Anglo-Saxon global information streams,” as Putin himself put it during a visit to RT’s Moscow headquarters in 2013.
— Jim Rutenberg, “RT, Sputnik and Russia’s New Theory of War,” The New York Times Magazine
Tuesday, September 12, 2017
Teams worked hard to protect your face data.
— Phil Schiller, Apple Special Event
Monday, September 11, 2017
When you side with a man, you side with him.
— Steve Bannon, 60 Minutes
Sunday, September 10, 2017
— Ithaca Farmers Market
Saturday, September 9, 2017
— Waitress at Simeon’s after looking at my ID
Friday, September 8, 2017
Thursday, September 7, 2017
And I said, “You go to Japan, you’ll find a curved one.”
— Michael Bloomberg on escalators, “Bloomberg,” 60 Minutes
Wednesday, September 6, 2017
I don’t know how anyone can resist this. It’s like a candy feast.
— Sid on mixing ice cream and granola
Tuesday, September 5, 2017
Hey, I could ask him.
— Brad Pitt, Oceans 11
Monday, September 4, 2017
— Guy on street watching me and Davey flip a scoop from front to back
Sunday, September 3, 2017
I broke it!
— Ken on his sunflower
Saturday, September 2, 2017
Is it cuz they're going to expire?
— Lily on baseball hotdog Buck Nights
Friday, September 1, 2017
I got an extra short haircut an extra short time ago.
— Lily on a cassette tape recording when she was 9